Winter Blues

Despite preparing for this my whole life I still have no idea how to dress for the Winter. I can count the amount of jumpers I own on one hand (excluding novelty festive ones and even then I don’t scrape…

So you’re going to be a bride: Because skincare is important …

I’ve never been one for new years resolutions, now in the typical manner ever, but there was one biggie this year that’s been looming over me that there is no escaping. I’m getting married. Shit. At the end of the…

I want to be a ballerina

I want to be a ballerina when I grow up. There I said it. Never mind that the aspiration has come some 20 years too late, I have neither the disipline or the grace and while I always try and…

Sassy those Locks: Glitter Fades and Hair for Days

There are some beauty looks so simple in their execution that even I can’t fuck it up. I may not be able to re:create any of the new XXXpress Blow’s from Blow but I can recreate a glitter fade at…

Cats and Pearls and Promises

It’s that time of year where my feeds fill up with “New Year, New Me” resolutioners. Which would be totally fine if in approximately 43 days (call it a rough guestimate) it wouldn’t be filled with “ditched the diet, LOL”…